This oneвЂ™s a near-tie with a similar вЂrestless nativesвЂ™ moment in its equally grotty cousin, Cannibal Ferox. The lost, isolated YanomamГ¶ tribe вЂ“ angered by the devious documentariansвЂ™ not-strictly-observing techniques вЂ“ reap a bloody, about-to-be-banned revenge: they begin by hacking rapist cameraman Mark into more edible pieces, starting very graphically with his telescopic lens. Hack Filmmakers (Cannibal Holocaust, 1980)Well, thatвЂ™s a hornetsвЂ™ nest well-and-truly stirred up. All in all, thatвЂ™s two вЂ“ or is that four? вЂ“ for the price of one. вЂњBoth of them.вЂќ The second is definitely the more painful for lilвЂ™ Roark Jr, as the determined detective proceeds to violently disarm the Yellow BastardвЂ™s man-pistol for the second time in 90 minutes, clenching away his clackers in a gooey marshmallowy mustard-coloured splodge. Disarmament (Sin City, 2005)вЂњI take away his weapon,вЂќ says Hartigan. Revenge is a dish best served in a bloody tissue.

Tracking down the guys who earlier attempted to adjust BaneвЂ™s vocal chords, the Bondurants take a straight razor to the terror-etched henchmenвЂ™s undercarriages and deliver them to their nemesis. Message Sent (Lawless, 2012)Finding themselves up against a literally cut-throat copper, those bootlegginвЂ™ Bondurant boys aim to cut something a little lower on the anatomy.

So in celebration of its newest dis-membered members, get ready to cross those legs for the best in lost manhood, occasional female empowerment but mostly bloody, spurting amateur sex surgery. These though are just the latest entrants in cinemaвЂ™s most wince-inducing club: the cinematic castration вЂ“ the ultimate in emasculation, humiliation and total pain. This week we not only sat (uncomfortably) through LawlessвЂ™ de-conkering but also DreddвЂ™s bloody-mouthed wang worrying. BEWARE OF NUT-BUSTING SPOILERS AHEAD Ouch.

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